BBS:      TELESC.NET.BR
Assunto:  Re: Can't get anymore ret
De:       Daryl Stout
Data:     Thu, 5 Feb 2026 22:59:00 -0600
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 DS>   Sauerkraut -- an angry German. Sounds like Colonel Klink when he
 DS> realized that Colonel Hogan got the best of him. 

 pF> And I'm of the age that I heard Werner Klemperer saying
 pF> "HoGANNNN! when I read that.

  He lamented that being Colonel Klink defined his career. Yet, he was
also an excellent orchestral conductor.

  Another thing...Colonel Klink said "this guy has a terrible scar on
his face". It never occurred to Klink that his monacle was scratched. 

  Another episode had the wife of Bob Crane (Hogan) as Klink's Secretary.
Klink couldn't dance worth a flip, and when Hogan said "I haven't danced
in years", she said "I thought you'd never ask".

  While they're dancing, Hogan tells her "Careful, honey...you're steaming
up Klink's Monacle!!". 
  
  They think he's going to talk about the Norden bomb...but it was a brand
of vacuum cleaner. 

Daryl

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